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August 10, 2006

Thursday's Funniest Sentence

Max Sawicky is today's winner:

As we stand down, they will stand up and fall down.
Posted at August 10, 2006 10:00 AM | TrackBack

Can't have more troops in Iraq because then you would need a draft and if you had a draft it might be unpopular with Christian republican fuckheads young enough to be drafted and then who would vote for Bushies?

Oh my goodness, voting is only for morons according to the sophisticates of the world how could I forget.

But not to worry, in case you have not noticed Iraq does not exist any longer.

If you cannot stand it than by all means sit on it.

Posted by: rob payne at August 10, 2006 02:48 PM

BushCo will appreciate my suggestion and find it hilarious when Fearless Leader holds his next press conference. On second thought, the White House briefing room is conveniently 'closed for remodeling' and there will be no need for any further press conferences in his lame duck years. Feel free to use this one anyway, Mein Fuhrer:

"As Iraqis stand up, we will shoot them down!"

Posted by: americanintifada at August 11, 2006 01:32 AM

I can't remember when there's been a more ludicrous bunch of miscreants in the White House. And I remember Dick Nixon's crew: Spiro Agnew, Ed Meese, Earl Butz, Haldeman and Erlichman, and his pressman, Nixon lookalike Ron something or other.

Posted by: Jon Koppenhoefer at August 11, 2006 02:23 AM

Ron Ziegler, if I'm not mistaken.

Posted by: americanintifada at August 11, 2006 02:57 AM

I heard a fellow on TV accuse Cheney of screaming "theater" at a "crowded fire"....

Posted by: Salmon Dave at August 13, 2006 03:48 PM