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February 17, 2008

I Am Surrounded By Enemies

I see Josh Buermann has shamelessly plagiarized my recent piece about Bill Kristol's C-Span appearance with Daniel Ellsberg. Even worse is that, with his typical deviousness, he did so five years ago.

—Jonathan Schwarz

Posted at February 17, 2008 05:28 PM

My biggest regret was not stealing the Toni Morrison material.

Posted by: buermann at February 17, 2008 06:04 PM

You haven't stolen it yet. But I know your tactics, and fully expect you will go back and do so in 1998.

Posted by: Jonathan Schwarz at February 17, 2008 06:14 PM

Bastards. Both of you stole from my seminal piece to be published in 2012.

Posted by: Donald Johnson at February 17, 2008 10:06 PM

pereant qui ante nos nostra dixerunt

Posted by: darrelplant at February 18, 2008 12:41 AM