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February 17, 2008

Just A Racket

This is from a Washington Post article about Marc Garlasco, a former U.S. intelligence analyst who now works for Human Rights Watch:

Sitting in a secure vault deep inside the Pentagon, Marc Garlasco cheered when the laser-guided bombs he had helped target slammed to Earth, striking Iraqi soil. As a body flew like a rag doll across the video screen, framed in a bright flash and a cloud of dust, Garlasco and his fellow intelligence analysts thought they had taken out one of the U.S. military's top targets during the early days of the Iraq war...he reveled in the April 2003 airstrike...

[Soon afterward] Garlasco left the Defense Intelligence Agency and traveled worldwide as a human rights activist seeking to determine the civilian toll of his previous work.

"I found myself standing at that crater, talking to a man about how his family was destroyed, how children were killed, and there was this bunny-rabbit toy covered in dust nearby, and it tore me in two," Garlasco said...It really dawned on me that these aren't just nameless, faceless targets. This is a place where people are going to feel ramifications for a long time."

Saul Alinsky studied the Capone crime organization while a graduate student at the University of Chicago. This is Alinsky's account of a conversation he had with Frank Nitti, who ran Capone's crime empire while Capone was in prison for tax evasion in the early 30s:

Once, when I was looking over their records, I noticed an item listing a $7,500 payment for an out-of-town killer. I called Nitti over and I said, "Look, Mr. Nitti, I don't understand this. You've got at least twenty killers on your payroll. Why waste that much money to bring somebody in from St. Louis?" Frank was really shocked by my ignorance. "Look, kid," he said patiently, "sometimes our guys might know the guy they're hitting, they may been to his house for dinner, taken his kids to the ball game, been the best man at his wedding, gotten drunk together. But you call in a guy from out of town, all you've got to do is tell him, 'Look, there's this guy in a dark coat on State and Randolph; our boy in the car will point him out; just go up and give him three in the belly and fade into the crowd.' So that's a job and he's a professional, he does it. But one of our boys goes up, the guy turns to face him and it's a friend, right away he knows that when he pulls the trigger there's gonna be a widow, kids without a father, funerals, weeping—Christ, it'd be a murder."

From Smedley Butler's 1933 speech "War is a Racket":

War is just a racket...There isn't a trick in the racketeering bag that the military gang is blind to. It has its "finger men" to point out enemies, its "muscle men" to destroy enemies, its "brain men" to plan war preparations, and a "Big Boss" Super-Nationalistic-Capitalism.

It may seem odd for me, a military man to adopt such a comparison. Truthfulness compels me to. I spent thirty- three years and four months in active military service...I spent most of my time being a high class muscle-man for Big Business, for Wall Street and for the Bankers. In short, I was a racketeer, a gangster for capitalism...

During those years, I had, as the boys in the back room would say, a swell racket. Looking back on it, I feel that I could have given Al Capone a few hints. The best he could do was to operate his racket in three districts. I operated on three continents.

OR: We could go Inside the Monkeysphere

(Garlasco article via A Distant Ocean)

—Jonathan Schwarz

Posted at February 17, 2008 01:51 AM
Comments

I’m reminded of the first Gulf War when the news media loved to broadcast films of smart bombs and missiles blowing up buildings in Iraq. It was all very clinical as in the references to precision bombing which was as if to say how humanitarian our wars had become. Showing buildings blowing up was fine for public consumption but not the results as in the horribly mutilated bodies of our victims. It also holds true for the racist and derogatory names we make up for our victims, if they aren’t quite human it is so much easier to kill them.

Posted by: rob payne at February 17, 2008 03:43 AM

which is better, to drop 50,000 pounds of large bombs on a living, breathing neighborhood of people who never did anything to anybody before an illegal invasion, or 100,000 pounds of smaller, more precise munitions that minimize civilian casualties? the washington post would like you to consider the latter as an alternative to present-day thinking about iraq. up next: which form of capital punishment is most humane?

Posted by: hapa at February 17, 2008 04:02 AM

There's already a real term for this: Dunbar's number. No need for another term, especially since it doesn't involve monkeys.

Posted by: StO at February 17, 2008 04:22 AM
I’m reminded of the first Gulf War when the news media loved to broadcast films of smart bombs and missiles blowing up buildings in Iraq.

Reality TV is cheaper to produce. A little snip here, snip there, and you get compelling drama that sells product, all with a cast of good looking amateurs.

Posted by: Ted at February 17, 2008 08:49 AM

Monkeysphere is a better term than Dunbar's number, I think. It conveys the idea better.

He was wrong on one factual point--chimps do have wars. Of course chimps aren't really monkeys. They're apes, as we are.

The "ten things Christians and atheists must agree on" was also pretty good, IMO.

Posted by: Donald Johnson at February 17, 2008 09:24 AM

Well, yes, as a splendid book has illustrated: "The Outfit. The Role of Chicago's Underworld in the Shaping of Modern America," by Gus Russo.
Problem is, by and large Americans have bought into the delusion that the racket is democracy and that that the racketeers are leaders, statesmen and representatives of the people's interests.
Can't send the entire population to re-education camps, can we?

Posted by: donescobar at February 17, 2008 09:53 AM

There is a scene in the Movie, "Reds". As I recall, Warren Beatty aka John Reed is to give a speech on why the U.S. is getting onto the war(WWI). He says one word, "profits".

We sometimes think our leaders are not logical but they really are.

Posted by: cemmcs at February 17, 2008 01:25 PM

Just last night, Disney News broadcast a paen to a new weapons system in which the bombs aren't merely "smart", the bombs are veritable Einsteins. In all likelyhood, it was produced with taxpayer dollars by the Air Force. Seriously, it was that blatant a piece of propaganda.

Posted by: JW at February 17, 2008 02:24 PM

But he emphasizes that it's still dicey when the Air Force has to drop bombs, in short order, to back up troops in a firefight. "When they have to do it on the fly and they are not able to use all these techniques, then civilians die."


Hasn't this been the case for almost 5 years, since Baghdad fell?

Insurgents don't have power grids or tank factories, and they're unlikely to wait around in one place for very long. So basic logic suggests that since the insurgency started, almost every time we've dropped a bomb we've done it "on the fly."

BTW, since they don't count civilian casualties after a bomb drop, how could they know if their methods are effective, assuming it's even obvious who's an insurgent and who's a civilian?

Posted by: Carl at February 17, 2008 02:35 PM

THAT'S WHY NO TEARS FOR BOMB THROWERS, all the tears necessary are shed the second that bomb goes off. THAT'S you're bombthrowers moment of glory and everyone else's lifetime of tears.

Posted by: Mike Meyer at February 17, 2008 02:40 PM

JH, how many people wanted to continue the war? Didn't a majority support cutting off funding or tying it to a deadline?

Posted by: hf at February 17, 2008 09:06 PM

so you have a guy who is essentially a technician who decides that instead of being thrilled at killing Arabs, now he's going to get all weepy about it. I see no reason, before or after change-of-heart, to credit his opinions with any particular weight. Being a Pentagon techie really is no special foundation for any real insights.

I, however, as a careful student of history and commerce, and having advised government and businesses, and having immersed myself in a variety of cultures, do have such a foundation.

Posted by: xyz at February 18, 2008 07:52 AM

You, however, are also a complete fucking douchebag. Feel free to go any of a variety of fastfood joints and immerse your head in the fry-o-vac, you grant sucking elitist piece of shit.

Posted by: AlanSmithee at February 18, 2008 11:54 AM

There's quite a lot wrong with that "monkeysphere" thing. For a start it breaks its own rule of trying to simplify matters. It also completely neglects the idea of abstraction.

I wonder how close the number of deities in polytheistic religions is to 150. Now we have other types of psychological archetype: saints, celebrities, popular and political stereotypes, etc.

Properly managed and made abstract, far more than 150 people can be understood. If all 150 or so are actual people, you are either somehow isolated or completely lacking in insight.

A couple of sayings:
The only true knowledge is that we know nothing.
There's nothing new under the sun.

There's a comparison that goes something like this: There is one truth, the simplest possible explanation. And there are many lies which are simple to understand explanations.

It was much better put than that, though.

Posted by: me at February 19, 2008 08:26 AM