Or maybe:

"Get used to what?"

"Still think 'Open Borders' is a good idea?"

I love Gahan. Personally, I think his captions are better.

It has been pointed out that the correct caption to every New Yorker cartoon caption contest is: "Christ, what an asshole."

I tend to agree.

"Once again, Constance, your ability to conjure up multiple sightings of zero-gravity children has cost us another swell apartment!"

"I'm crazy?! Who's the one who thinks she sees a hallway and doors?"

"Cogent?! Cogent?! What the hell's that supposed to mean?"

Well, it IS a school for gifted children after all.

"I say it's the Ritalin."

More as they occur.

"Just keep the candy out of sight and we may get outta here yet."

I liked it better when it was so full of stars.

"Zing goes the information -- flush goes the content. It's as simple as that!"

"Did I ever tell you what a genius Hitchens is?"

I entered

"I told you that not paying the children's gravity bill would yield a host of unexpected benefits."

but yours is much more cogent.

"Canonization is fine for a time, Gwen, but good God, people grow out of it."

"No doubt about it -- this is the most poorly run abortion clinic I've ever seen."

"If any more kids show up, we're going to have to buy more nails!"

or

Touring the day-care center onboard the international space station.

or

"Somehow, in here, the invasion of Iraq makes sense."

"Remind me, whose idea was it to let them study radioactive spiders?"

"Resplendent isn't the word I'm looking for here."

God, how I hate those illegal aliens!

This is unfortunately not suitable for entry, but:

"You know, this is just going to make it harder to kick the little fuckers."

Several school dsitricts, having whet their appetite on zero-tolerance, experiment with zero-gravity.

or

The one school that No Child Left Behind actually works for.

or

Little did the administration realize that excessive use of tasers in schools made the children magnetic.

"'Ennicup.' I believe he said his name was Eupie Ennicup."

Careful. Smells like the boy above you just pinched a loaf.

"Damn. This shit is good, man."

"There are children all over the walls. That's odd."

"Oh, they stopped squirming once I dipped them in shellac. The tough part was finding the right sized nails."

Y'know, even if you only see a few of them, that means there are another thousand behind the walls...

"Here at the Southern Baptist Kindergarten our god-fearing children understand that gravity is just a liberal secular theory".

I've actually just been submitting "The Aristocrats!" as an answer to all of them, but I have to admit that it lacks the directness of "Christ, what an asshole."

The Future of Yr. Children - now that Wall Street has Stolen & Destroyed Absolutely Everything.

"The floor is for adults only."

That's the last time we let Willie Nelson's kid chair the bakesale committee.

Floopmeister is the winner!