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February 27, 2006

Blah Blah Blah Bleh

Blurgasm has been running 17,000 email interviews with 17,000 blurgs. One of them is with me...but to be honest, it's not worth reading unless you have the kind of time on your hands usually available only to the imprisoned.

Some of the others are pretty interesting, however.

Posted at February 27, 2006 08:13 AM | TrackBack

Genre fiction? The horror, the horror -

Posted by: Jesus B. Ochoa at February 27, 2006 09:56 AM

You just got 10,000 cool points for mentioning Roger (Limited, Inc.), a dispensation for the sin of your choice and your own private bunker accommodation at my undisclosed location.

Posted by: J. Alva Scruggs at February 27, 2006 10:49 AM

Can I call you Donathan from now on? I think I'm going to call you Donathan.

Posted by: Saheli at February 27, 2006 12:48 PM

I'm going to read it anyway, so harrumph.

Posted by: Jonathan Versen at February 27, 2006 02:15 PM


I often think the entire universe is genre fiction.

J. Alva,

Thank you, I appreciate it. However, please be aware I will also need accomodations for my retinue of servants and syncophants. That's just the way I roll.


Weirdly enough, for difficult-to-explain reasons there's actually a picture of my six year-old self at Legoland hidden on this site's server.


Can I call you Donathan from now on?

Frankly, I'd be offended if you didn't.


Well, I just mentioned that to avoid legal liability. I don't want a lot of people suing me at the end of their lives for having taken up their valuable living time with that.

Posted by: Jonathan Schwarz at February 27, 2006 03:15 PM