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December 29, 2005

Houston: It Is Flat

Have you ever wondered if Houston is flat? Well, wonder no longer: I can tell you from personal observation that it is. It is very, very flat. It would make an excellent location for an ancient inland sea.

I may have other observations about Houston, but I felt this was too important to wait.

Posted at December 29, 2005 01:23 PM | TrackBack