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June 29, 2004

TIPATEOGATP

Groups of vicious killers tend to be good at two things: (1) being vicious killers, and (2) being unintentionally funny. For instance, a captured American soldier has been murdered in Iraq, and the group claiming responsibility calls itself "The Implacable Power Against the Enemy of God and the Prophet." I like to believe that in internal deliberations, in order to save time, they refer to themselves as TIPATEOGATP.

Please: do not try to placate TIPATEOGATP. They cannot be placated. They are implacable. What you can do, however, is use their acronym as an excellent password for your ATM card.

Posted at June 29, 2004 05:57 AM | TrackBack
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