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"Mike and Jon, Jon and Mike—I've known them both for years, and, clearly, one of them is very funny. As for the other: truly one of the great hangers-on of our time."—Steve Bodow, head writer, The Daily Show
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"The good news: I thought Our Kampf was consistently hilarious. The bad news: I’m the guy who wrote Monkeybone."—Sam Hamm, screenwriter, Batman, Batman Returns, and Homecoming
June 30, 2004
You Must Stop Causing Problems For Nicholas Kristof
Today Nicholas Kristof explains why you shouldn't call George Bush a liar:
I'm against the "liar" label for two reasons. First, it further polarizes the political cesspool, and this polarization is making America increasingly difficult to govern. Second, insults and rage impede understanding.
Note that neither of Kristof's reasons is "it's not accurate."
Also, it's interesting that he's concerned about America being "difficult to govern." Generally that's a worry held only by people who believe they're doing the governing. So, shape up America -- you're making Nicholas Kristof's life more difficult.
(Later in the column Kristof explains that various untrue statements by Bush are due to "confusion." As in, George Bush is "confused" about whether he normally reads newspaper articles.)
UPDATE: For further (and more extensive and more beautiful) stomping on Kristof, visit The Editors.
Posted at June 30, 2004 11:23 AM | TrackBackRoger Ailes weighs in delicately.
Posted by: Harry at June 30, 2004 08:55 PMShorter Kristof:
Please lie by neglecting to call Bush a liar.
By the way, Jonathan, A Tiny Revolution is a terrific blog, you manage to keep it informative, searing, and upbeat. Thanks for all the good work and for making me laugh. Feel free to come visit my corner of the realm at Zuky sometime.
Peace.
Posted by: Kai at July 2, 2004 07:56 PM


