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February 28, 2013

Bob Woodward Describes 'A Kind of Madness'

Bob Woodward went on TV yesterday and got very upset about Obama saying the upcoming budget sequester will reduce the number of U.S. aircraft carriers in the Persian Gulf from two to one:

WOODWARD: Can you imagine Ronald Reagan sitting there and saying ‘Oh, by the way, I can’t do this because of some budget document?’ Or George W. Bush saying, ‘You know, I’m not going to invade Iraq because I can’t get the aircraft carriers I need’ or even Bill Clinton saying, ‘You know, I’m not going to attack Saddam Hussein’s intelligence headquarters,’ as he did when Clinton was president because of some budget document? Under the Constitution, the president is commander-in-chief and employs the force. And so we now have the president going out because of this piece of paper and this agreement, I can’t do what I need to do to protect the country. That’s a kind of madness that I haven’t seen in a long time.

Lots of people are making fun of Woodward for his belief that it would have been a terrible disaster if budget cuts had prevented Bush from invading Iraq. But let's also take the time to make fun of him for believing it would have been awful if Clinton hadn't bombed Saddam Hussein's intelligence headquarters.

The attack to which Woodward was referring took place in June, 1993, and was in retaliation for Iraq's attempt to assassinate George H.W. Bush in Kuwait the previous April. Six to eight civilians were killed, including the Iraqi painter Layla Al-Attar.

But here's the thing: after we conquered Iraq and captured the files at its (previously bombed) intelligence headquarters, we found no evidence of any kind that this Iraqi plot to kill Bush, Sr. had ever existed. This was reported in 2008 by Newsweek, when Newsweek was still owned by the Washington Post Company, which also employs...Bob Woodward. I assume the Washington Post had a subscription.

powell.jpgMoreover, the likelihood it was all crap was easily knowable by Clinton (or Woodward) at the time in 1993. Soon after we bombed Iraq, Seymour Hersh reported the evidence used by Clinton was "conflicting and dubious." Madeleine Albright—exactly like Colin Powell ten years later—made dramatic but false claims at the UN. (And in fact Colin Powell was involved in this attack too in his position as Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff). The FBI inspector general eventually determined the findings of a bureau chemist, Frederic Whitehurst, had been altered; Whitehurst himself later left the bureau and said: "You can't keep your job too often in the United States government by saying what you think is true." And the CIA determined the plot in the first place might have been fabricated by Kuwait, which had an obvious possible motive of keeping tensions between Iraq and the U.S. high.

So I guess Woodward hasn't been following the news much for the past twenty years. Either that or he just loves bombing Iraqis for the sake of it.

P.S. America has ten aircraft carriers, our NATO allies have five more, and China has one. Iran has zero. We had only one aircraft carrier in the Persian Gulf most of the time up until 2010, when Obama doubled the number to two.

AND: Woodward is such a horribly sloppy reporter that it once actually motivated me to defend Donald Rumsfeld.

Posted at February 28, 2013 08:54 AM

another kind of madness is to claim that the us shouldn't budget for it's weaponry when it spends more than the rest of the world combined and has more weaponry than the rest of the world combined

Posted by: frankenduf at February 28, 2013 09:07 AM

I wonder what it says for Mr Woodward's state of mind or his EGO, if he thinks, one less aircraft carrier is making him feel insecure!!
May be he has not seen this!!?? If not, "sloppy reporter" or "uninformed journalist" fits him perfectly.


Posted by: rupa shah at February 28, 2013 09:43 AM

I second frankenduf. Congress is well aware that it abdicated the power of the purse in military affairs long ago, but still, I'd like to see Woodward go to Capitol Hill and personally remind everyone there that it would be "madness" for the POTUS to abide by their budget.

(Speaking of Congressional things that the prez may ignore: the debt ceiling [cough, cough].)

Posted by: cjackb at February 28, 2013 02:02 PM

And NOW, Mr Woodward feels threatened by an email?!! Wow!

Posted by: rupa shah at February 28, 2013 04:32 PM

Good catch!!!

Posted by: Steve J. at February 28, 2013 06:01 PM

rupa shah: It may well be that two carrier groups won't safely operate in as small an area as The Persian Gulf.

Posted by: Mike Meyer at February 28, 2013 07:45 PM

And I thought, it could not get worse!! I guess, my thinking was all wrong....

"Bob Woodward Agrees With Hannity: Journalists Should Ask Obama About Bill Ayers"


ps I hope he does not think Obama is Nixon!

Posted by: rupa shah at March 1, 2013 12:11 PM

I want Honolulu investigated to see if it really is a city in the US of A.
Treason-all legal now, torture-doable, war crimes-who cares, WE're cool, robbing TAXPAYERS to prop up banks-all good, drones over Miami-not to worry. I kinda see Woodward's point. Why bother? Just take the money and live. Go down to the corner to find "Deep Throat". Looking for the TRUTH in D.C. is a dangerous waste of everybody's time.

Posted by: Mike Meyer at March 1, 2013 04:04 PM

hey, how many people know that bob woodward was a naval intel officer before he became a post reporter just in time for watergate after nixon made friends with those chinese commies?

Posted by: N E at March 1, 2013 10:56 PM

N.E.---That little fact alone reveals much. I had no idea, but looking back---it figures.

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