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December 18, 2010

Ten Dollar Saturday

I haven't had time to post about who I've been giving five dollars to in Fridays recently, but will go back and update this when I can. Today I'm sending ten dollars more to Emily Henochowicz, because in terms of artistic talent and drive, she's clearly the real thing. Here's a recent video of hers:

Here's what she had to say few days ago:

So believe it or not, having newspaper articles written about me hasn’t stopped me from being a poor struggling artist. I just finished the project with Adam and I’m working hard at my personal film on love, life, Palestine, and vision - but I won’t be done with it for quite some time. And I, like an idiot, didn’t take care of any of the print orders. Sorry, I went through a lot in my life and I wasn’t being exactly professional. I'm working on getting it all organized/having my mom take care of it if anyone is still interested...

So would you like to please

or give me some work?

And by donate I mean like five bucks. Really if everyone who supports me gave me just five bucks I would set for a good while. Just saying...

Also do any of you have connections to Bill Plympton and could help me get an internship or job with him? I would just melt if I stepped into his studio.

And now, for your viewing pleasure, an old, old animation test:


—Jonathan Schwarz

Posted at December 18, 2010 09:06 PM

Speaking of filmmaking, especially at this holiday season, it is very probable that you have seen "It's A Wonderful Life", and perhaps more than once. It closes with George, Mary, and Zuzu Bailey at their Christmas tree. You may not have you heard that director's Frank Capra original version had a different ending, sterner and perhaps grander, but that the studio insisted on cutting it, for understandable reasons. Lionel Barrymore, who played greedy bankster Mr. Potter, regretted this very much, as he thought it included some of his best work in the film. Here's what we would have seen, if there had ever been a "director's cut" version released.

It's A Wonderful Life - The Final Scene

Potter's personal health care attendant (the man who pushes his wheelchair) bursts into the party at George and Mary Bailey's house. The festive mood changes immediately. Just a moment before, we saw the arrest warrant being torn apart and thrown on the pile of contributions from "so many friends". Now the tale of Potter's purloining of the disappeared bank deposit is told, and the incredulous people become increasingly angry as the depth of depravity of the twisted, misanthropic millionaire becomes clear.

Next we see the crowd carrying torches as they approach Potter's mansion. It is the evil twin of the house that George, Mary, and their kids have filled with love - equally large, but almost all in darkness, and without any sort of holiday decoration, neither Christmas tree, menorah, or solstice wreath. Ernie drives up in his cab, and siphons some gasoline from the tank into a large metal can. We see him and Potter's former health care attendant splashing the gasoline at the entrances of the house, including the wheelchair ramp.

Uncle Billy ignites the flammable liquid by throwing his torch into it, and the rest of the crowd follows suit. The volunteer fire department arrives, but Burt the cop keeps them from coming up the long drive. Inside the house, through the windows, we see Potter desperately going from room to room, trying to escape, but it is useless. Uncle Billy watches with grim satisfaction, and we see the flames of the house reflected in his glasses as he mutters "So long, you old so and so."

We recognize other members of the crowd - the same individuals we saw in the "Pottersville bar" scene - and, like then, there are no women or other members of the Bailey family present, except for Uncle Billy.

Clarence the angel, no longer in civilian clothes, but rather in his magnificent new robe and wings, watches sadly from treetop level. The camera pulls back and we see the house beginning to collapse as the flames leap higher. The final scene pans upward from the burning house to the starry sky, and we see in Gothic letters the following Biblical quote: "I have set before you life and death, blessing and cursing: therefore choose life" (Deut. 30:19).


A confession: alhough I've presented this as the movie's "suppressed ending", I wrote it myself, admittedly influenced by the Saturday Night Live sketch in which they went over to Potter's house and beat him up.

The challenge we all face is that of continuing to choose life, even while recognizing that we live in Pottersville, not Bedford Falls.

Posted by: mistah 'MICFiC' charley, ph.d. at December 22, 2010 07:47 AM

She is a talent. I bet she and Mistah Charley could work wonders together.

Posted by: N E at December 22, 2010 11:31 PM