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August 20, 2010

Eden Abergil Chooses #11

Of course:

Eden Abergil, the former Israel Defense Forces soldier who has been criticized for publishing controversial images on Facebook, allegedly wrote on her Facebook page on Thursday that she would "gladly kill Arabs – even slaughter them."...

"I can't allow Arab lovers to ruin the perfect life I lead," she allegedly wrote. "I am not sorry and I don’t regret it."

There are fifteen things you can say when you're filled with moronic ethnic hate, but right now Eden is going for #11:

11. If there's anything worse than a _________, it's a _________-lover. These traitors are trying to destroy us from within.

—Jonathan Schwarz

Posted at August 20, 2010 05:25 PM

That 15 thing piece that is linked is really good.

Posted by: N E at August 21, 2010 01:23 AM

I know I've said this before, but when a person(or a country) believes they don't have a friend in the world, it can result in behavior that confirms that assumption.

Posted by: Jonathan Versen at August 21, 2010 03:14 PM

Jonathan Verson: But what if that person (or country) REALLY doesn't have a friend in the world, would the actions be logical?

Posted by: Mike Meyer at August 21, 2010 03:31 PM

Picking on the mindless moths now?

I'm sure there are at least a handful of people whose names we'll remember a month from now that deserve more attention than this.

Posted by: Michael Shynar at August 22, 2010 08:18 AM

Picking on the mindless moths now?

Less picking on her and more promoting myself. There's always time for that.

Posted by: Jonathan Schwarz at August 22, 2010 09:58 AM

WTF is going on with facebook to allow this kind of shit to be published, but a pot leaf is over the top???? douchebags. and eden is one the biggest docuhebag pantytaint stains in history.

Posted by: tiberias sargon diocletian lucifer Nebuchadnezzar II at August 25, 2010 11:34 PM