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May 31, 2010
BREAKING: Obama Condemns Israeli Piracy
THE WHITE HOUSE
Office of the Press Secretary
For Immediate Release
STATEMENT BY THE PRESIDENT
We remain resolved to halt the rise of piracy...To achieve that goal, we must continue to work with our partners to prevent future attacks, be prepared to interdict acts of piracy and ensure that those who commit acts of piracy are held accountable for their crimes.
I hear he's sending three US warships to the Mediterranean right now!
—Jonathan SchwarzPosted at May 31, 2010 11:10 AM