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June 01, 2009

Advances In Spam Psychology

It was a good idea to send spam with the subject "You asshole, answer." It certainly got me to read it. "Crap, who is Elsie, and what did I do to offend her so badly?"

—Jonathan Schwarz

Posted at June 1, 2009 03:30 AM

Don't play games with us, we all know you're the 'Zodiac' Jonathan! No use denying it anymore.

Posted by: Euripides at June 1, 2009 05:52 AM

Fine Greek tailoring, Now! Now! Now!

Posted by: Eumenides at June 1, 2009 06:14 AM

My pseudonymous puns are hilarious.

Theirs are not.

End of discussion.

Posted by: Rojo at June 1, 2009 06:52 AM

So, I guess you're pretending you don't remember that night of wild revelry in Terre Haute.

Posted by: grimmy at June 2, 2009 11:57 AM

Having spent time in Terre Haute, I can state with confidence that there is a suppression field that prevents any possibility of wild revelry in a thirty-mile radius of the city center.

Posted by: saurabh at June 2, 2009 08:33 PM