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November 14, 2007

IslamoHorowitzism Awareness Week

Today kicks off IslamoHorowitzism Awareness Week, during which myself and other speakers from the Jon Schwarz Freedom Center will be talking on college campuses to heighten awareness of the terrible dangers posed by IslamoHorowitzism.

I LOVE THE 80s: If you look closely, Horowitz seems to have a tin of chewing tobacco in his front pocket to go along with the boots and tshirt tucked into his jeans.

Posted at November 14, 2007 09:46 AM | TrackBack
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That photo looks opportunistically cropped.

Is there a wider view somewhere?

Posted by: Ted at November 14, 2007 10:46 AM

That photo is real. I remember it from MoJo back in '86. Plus, I have a recent email from Horowitz himself admitting that he indeed owned and posed in that shirt (which he no longer has, he added).

Posted by: Dennis Perrin at November 14, 2007 11:01 AM

I loved the 80's too. I didn't know Nancy Pelosi existed, didn't know the Speaker of The House's phone number, and certainly did not care.(but now I do) 1-202-225-0100 DEMAND IMPEACHMENT.
(ah, for the good ole daze)

Posted by: Mike Meyer at November 14, 2007 11:03 AM

I didn't say it wasn't real. It just looks cropped, and I thought there may have been additional, interesting people on the sidelines of the hoedown.

I love the look of that venue though. Looks like they might have let some dolphins into the pool and then plinked at them like good ole boys are wont to do.

That's really a good look for him.

Posted by: Ted at November 14, 2007 11:12 AM

It just looks cropped, and I thought there may have been additional, interesting people on the sidelines of the hoedown.

It is cropped, but the cropped parts are just more of the patio.

Posted by: Jonathan Schwarz at November 14, 2007 11:19 AM

You take the Witz out of the Horowitz, and what's left?

Posted by: donescobar at November 14, 2007 11:28 AM

Yo, thanks for making me scrutinize David Horowitz's crotch.

Posted by: saurabh at November 14, 2007 12:54 PM

Oh sure, like you weren't already.

Posted by: Jonathan Schwarz at November 14, 2007 12:58 PM

Good lord Perrin, I just saw the clip of Mailer on your site.

Is it just me or does it strike anyone else as strangely (strongly?) homoerotic? That's the problem with the planet burning to a cinder and all human life lost. We'd lose context for pieces like that.

Posted by: Ted at November 14, 2007 01:25 PM

teh hott!

Posted by: bobbo at November 14, 2007 03:22 PM

Donescobar - You're likely aware that your very funny joke is even funnier for German speakers. I agree - there's nothing in Horowitz but the Witz!

Posted by: Aaron Datesman at November 14, 2007 03:56 PM

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

MY EYES

MUST STAB THEM OUT

MUST SCRUB MY BRAIN

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Posted by: Dan Coyle at November 14, 2007 04:28 PM

Aaron

And with him it's Witz as in joke, not as in wit.

Posted by: donescobar at November 14, 2007 04:43 PM

I don't get it.

When did "Laverne and Shirley"'s Squiggy turn into a total nutjob?

Posted by: NonyNony at November 14, 2007 05:29 PM

Ted wrote:

Good lord Perrin, I just saw the clip of Mailer on your site.

Is it just me or does it strike anyone else as strangely (strongly?) homoerotic?
***

From James Kirkwood's 1970 novel, "P.S Your Cat Is Dead!":

"Ben says he thought Norman Mailer would like to do it with a guy. Probably he would like to have it be rape, with a gun at his head, so he'd have to, but then he'd dig it. That's why all that big deal machismo crap he gives out. Or else he'd want it to be some big deal judo-wrestling match, but he'd sneak in a little orgasm and call it sweat! Hah!"

IMO, Mailer's work is deeply, consciously homoerotic. Male sexuality thrilled him, in a way. His way, of course.

Speaking of ass-screwing--and at Tiny Revolution, when are we ever not?--I would suggest that Graham Greene's "The Quiet American" isn't the only Vietnam novel Pres. Bush has been catastrophically misinterpreting. Mailer's "Why Are We in Vietnam?" tentatively answers the eponymous question by Americanizing the Oedipus myth and modernizing the Huck-and-Jim tale, not to mention hyper-scatologizing the whole schmear: begins with father-and-son Texans preparing for a griz hunt, competitive pricks both, son D.J. resentful of his Daddy's power and prestige; ends with D.J. nestled against his best friend Tex beneath the northern lights, on the eve before they are shipped off to Vietnam, each "in lust to own the other," as D.J. contemplates his chance to "steal the iron from Texas' ass."

Mailer's cocktail of brilliance 'n' bullshit: sigh. But the man knew how to dramatize a Big Idea and range the fuck over it. Postmodern death of metanarrative or no, sometimes I do miss grand ambition.

Read the book to find out who "prongs" whom.

Posted by: Duncan Clark at November 15, 2007 01:25 AM

"Is it just me or does it strike anyone else as strangely (strongly?) homoerotic?"

Oh, it's on fire, that clip is.


Posted by: Dan Coyle at November 15, 2007 01:18 PM