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September 17, 2007

Alan Greenspan Blandly Announces He's A Slavering Monster

Alan Greenspan explains his "the Iraq War is largely about oil" comment in an article by Bob Woodward:

He said that in his discussions with President Bush and Vice President Cheney, "I have never heard them basically say, 'We've got to protect the oil supplies of the world,' but that would have been my motive"...

"I wasn't arguing for war per se," he said. But "to take [Hussein] out, in my judgment, it was something important for the West to do"...

"I'm saying taking Saddam out was essential," he said. But he added that he was not implying that the war was an oil grab.

"No, no, no," he said. Getting rid of Hussein achieved the purpose of "making certain that the existing system [of oil markets] continues to work, frankly, until we find other [energy supplies], which ultimately we will."

What's interesting about this is that Alan Greenspan apparently feels comfortable announcing he's a hideously cruel, vain monster.

Leave aside the shameless deceit Greenspan engages in here about the fundamental issues. Assume the United States is in Iraq to "protect the oil supplies of the world" (rather than to make sure the oil and the oil profits are controlled by Greenspan and his friends). Assume there was no way to protect these oil supplies with Saddam Hussein in power (in fact, Saddam had been begging the United States to cut a deal on this specifically).

Even granting all that, what exactly is Greenspan saying? He's saying that because we chose to build our entire civilization on oil, and have refused to wean ourselves off it, we're entitled to rip entire countries to shreds to preserve the "existing system." And sure, eventually we'll have a new system, but what's the rush? Certainly someone who was one of the most powerful people on earth would have no responsibility to encourage this new system to be born.

Greenspan might as well have walked into his interview with Woodward covered in blood, carrying a wet, dripping sack from which he occasionally removed the viscera of Iraqi children to munch on. Yet Greenspan has no awareness there's anything objectionable about this, nor does Woodward, nor does anyone they ever meet at their exciting Washington cocktail parties. "The Iraq War is largely about oil," says Alan to Bob. "Ooooh, have you tried the six year-old's pancreas? It's tasty!"

ALSO: She's Nancy, and she's covered in blood.

Posted at September 17, 2007 04:37 PM | TrackBack
Comments

I've said it before, and it's appropriate again here -- these idiots never suspected they would be ripping an entire country to shreds. They expected quick and easy, Noriega East -- get in, take out the troublesome ex-ally, leave a puppet in charge.

Of course, there is nothing stopping them from acknowledging that the calculations went so wrong, but Greenspa shows they cannot bring themselves to do this -- either because the cost is still "relatively low" from their perspective, or because they are stuck in the "we brought freedom to Iraq" talking point. (Greenspan counts in the former category).

Posted by: Whistler Blue at September 17, 2007 05:17 PM

Did you see Greenspan on "60 Minutes" last night? He's just one inhabitant in the rarified atmostphere of upper class rich; so is Lesley Stahl, the supposed "interviewer."
Your post today made me despair. It will never change. Children are born to be victims or victimizers. How can we ever change it?

Posted by: Rosemary Molloy at September 17, 2007 05:20 PM

"...hideously cruel, vain monster"
I thought that's what they call a "leader," at least at the Harvard Business School.

And where do they call
"...splendidly kind, humble Mensch?"
A loser.


Posted by: donescobar at September 17, 2007 06:28 PM

what do they call, not where

Posted by: donescobar at September 17, 2007 06:29 PM

It is pretty telling that only “we” can be trusted to “protect” the world’s oil reserves. It is like everything that has happened in the recent past never actually happened. I would ask just who trusts us now?

Posted by: rob payne at September 17, 2007 07:09 PM

Greenspan puts the "douche" in "fiduciary".

Posted by: Joe at September 18, 2007 12:28 AM

Why, just garden variety imperialism, nothing more. The White Man's Burden.

Posted by: abb1 at September 18, 2007 06:57 AM
Why, just garden variety imperialism, nothing more. The White Man's Burden.

Whenever I hear the notion of, "We can't leave because they'll just slaughter themselves", it evokes that Kipling poem. Conventionally, WMB is viewed as the obligation to civilize/exploit. But now, it's become the white man's burden to "stay into perpetuity" in order to prevent the bloodletting. As only white men -- steeped in the intellectual honesty of western education can. Because they could never, ever, ever come to a compromise by themselves.

No, I don't buy it -- There will be some bloodletting, but there's no logic in insisting that they would do a worse job than we've been doing.

Posted by: Ted at September 18, 2007 08:42 AM

OK, so I'm getting in early on the "No Blood For Ice" bumperstickers. Fabulous riches will be mine!

Posted by: SteveB at September 18, 2007 10:14 AM

How would you suggest we "wean ourselves off it"? It's comments like this that make liberal blogs so ridiculous. And I'm saying this as a liberal. You people are like paparazzi, digging through the detritus of right-wingers' public/private lives, emerging with a dirty hanky and a self-righteous grin on your face. In the meantime, you continue to live comfortably in the world they make, while maintaining a dream state where we can simply wean ourselves off of a petroleum based economy. Instead of spinning your wheels pointing out that the high-god of capitalism sees the world as a balance-sheet which he wishes to tilt in his favor, why not actually research and publish all that's known about our dependence on petroleum? With a view towards providing answers, direction, and hope? Because you don't want that. You want to be the sole beacon of virtuous light in a sea of shitty sub-humans who chiefly care about themselves, especially if they are Americans. The irony there is that you've bought into the conservative mythos that Americans are far more capable of being selflessly good than other humans in time and space. If you can point out this ideal society existing anywhere for more than 5 minutes, I'd love to know about it. Life is hard. The world is cruel. Every man has his reasons. Good intentions can produce horrible results. And 1000 other cliches. But just keep cursing the darkness hard enough - I'm sure 1000 points of light will emerge somewhere.

Posted by: Donny Most at September 18, 2007 12:55 PM

Hmm, it's a big gap between "being selflessly good" and murdering hundreds of thousands of people to improve your balance-sheet. "Life is hard" and "the world is cruel" don't necessarily justify the latter pattern of behavior.

Otherwise, as Jon suggested, why doesn't Mr. Greenspan just eat Iraqis' livers? He wouldn't do it, would he? But why not - after all life is hard and the world is cruel, right?

Posted by: abb1 at September 18, 2007 01:16 PM

I'm thinking Nancy would be a better show than ABC's Caveman (it's gotten dreadful reviews). She's Bill Kristol's sister, isn't she?

Posted by: Batocchio at September 18, 2007 01:35 PM
Instead of spinning your wheels pointing out that the high-god of capitalism sees the world as a balance-sheet which he wishes to tilt in his favor, why not actually research and publish all that's known about our dependence on petroleum? With a view towards providing answers, direction, and hope?

That's a legitimate question, although I'd question the efficacy of just publishing information. In most cases we already have more than enough information. What we don't have is the power to act on the information, or even to be able to make people understand the information.

Posted by: Jonathan Schwarz at September 18, 2007 02:02 PM

I don't think this is such a good question. When it's not oil, it'll be something else - natural gas, diamonds, bananas, copper (why Chile was so strategically important), water, trees, cheap labor. There's always something you need but someone else owns.

Posted by: abb1 at September 18, 2007 02:13 PM
When it's not oil, it'll be something else

Well, yes and no. Certainly it will always be something else as long as our economic structure remains unchanged, but oil is so central to everything that I'm pretty sure the people in charge would be willing to blow up the world rather than share control.

Posted by: Jonathan Schwarz at September 18, 2007 02:24 PM

They used to kill people and terrorize a whole continent for freaking bananas.

Posted by: abb1 at September 18, 2007 03:10 PM

MAY I POINT OUT, the first piston internal combustion engines were run on HYDROGEN. (WE just bought Big Oil is all. Better sales pitch.)

Posted by: Mike Meyer at September 18, 2007 03:36 PM

We "bought" the oil sales pitch because the oil companies (which were a by-product of the railroad grease industry at the time) claimed that driving around with a tank full of water/hydrogen would cause cars to explode and catch fire. This is right in line with the BIG industries' history of using false information to serve their cause, e.g. tobacco/cancer, oil/global warming, insurance/health care, credit banks/reality, military industrial/national security.

What was the logic that got us? A tank of water is more prone to explosion and fire than a tank full of petroleum distillate?

Posted by: tony at September 18, 2007 05:25 PM

If Donny Most is looking for information about how we can wean ouselves off of our oil dependecy, there's a website called Google.com that he might find useful.

Coming here and complaing that the host isn't giving you tips about how to power your car with used french-fry oil is like chewing out the kid behind the counter at your local hardware store because he can't find the kiwi fruit.

Posted by: SteveB at September 19, 2007 12:55 PM

Donny Most wrote, Instead of spinning your wheels pointing out that the high-god of capitalism sees the world as a balance-sheet which he wishes to tilt in his favor, why not actually research and publish all that's known about our dependence on petroleum?

OK...here's my publication: drastically raise fuel economy standards, because that's the low-hanging fruit.

Gosh, that was really hard.

Posted by: liberal at September 19, 2007 10:53 PM