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March 15, 2007

What Else Did Khalid Sheikh Mohammed Do?

Dennis has the answer, here.

Posted at March 15, 2007 01:53 PM | TrackBack

KSM cut in front of me in the supermarket the other day, and I think he was the one who lobotomized Laura Bush.

Posted by: Bob at March 15, 2007 02:24 PM

Looking at the pictures of KSM at Red State Son, I note

a)He apparently doesn't care for his left profile - we don't see it, at least

b) The "after" picture, in which he is cleaned up and clean shaven, also shows he has lost weight in captivity. Although being in the hands of the Americans has taken its toll on him, (gray hair, receding hairline) he looks much more cheerful, too - I wonder if he has found Jesus and is looking forward to an eternity in Heaven after his hanging?

Posted by: mistah charley, ph.d. at March 15, 2007 02:59 PM

No (eternity in heaven) if he did the baby seals. Did he do the baby seals too? Even Big Boy's son shouldn't save him if he did those baby seals.

Posted by: donescobar at March 15, 2007 04:50 PM

THE GREAT WAR ON TERRORISM IS OVER AND WE WON. We've got the guy and he has confessed to everything, of his own free will. Problem solved, we won. (Isn't it great in the police state)

Posted by: Mike Meyer at March 15, 2007 09:19 PM

I'll bet it's his fault that Montgomery Ward went out of business, too.

Posted by: Jonathan Versen at March 16, 2007 02:35 AM

I think he finally confessed because George Bush threatened to screw him in the ass

Posted by: Sam at March 16, 2007 04:16 AM

He had a one night stand with Barabara Bush in 1945.

Posted by: BushYouth at March 16, 2007 09:10 AM

Yeah man, like he confessed for EVERYTHING...

He's responsable for Panama, for attempted assassinations on Carter, the Pope, Clinton...

Did he also admit he knew Oswald?

Maybe he's resbonsable for global warming too and maybe even AIDS!

ZOMFSM! This is like a Doctor Evil/Goldfinger confession... Seriously, they should makea movie... no, even better, they should make a sci-fi channel miniseries!

LMAO, and people are stupid enough to belive it...

Posted by: Uncle Bob at March 19, 2007 04:05 AM