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February 12, 2007

Zut Alors! Encore Avec Le Funnie!


The International Space Station lost power for a few hours on Sunday. Officials said that the batteries became drained after the crew got obsessed with trying to get their Nintendo Wii to work in zero-gravity.

The Israeli Defense Ministry announced Monday that had it had tested that country's state-of-the-art anti-missile system. "The test was a complete success," said the official. "President Bush picked up on the first ring."

The rest.

Posted at February 12, 2007 09:15 PM | TrackBack

Dennis Perrin is on a roll as well.

You guys need to set up some cameras and add your deliveries. Post to Youtube or another video service to which you agree to the terms.

Posted by: patience at February 12, 2007 10:27 PM

Mike is wrong. It's not the Swiss Alps. It's the Italian Alps. Honestly, I don't know what you guys would do without me.

Posted by: Bernard Chazelle at February 13, 2007 12:37 AM

"President Bush picked up on the first ring."

It appears Der Fuhrer has his trigger-finger at the ready to launch those 'nuke-ya-ler' missiles that he longs to send in the direction of Tehran and obviously he is eagerly waiting by the phone for any piss-poor excuse to do so.

In the words of Harry Shearer "If this is the end of the world, Armageddon outta here!"

Posted by: JLaR at February 13, 2007 03:10 AM