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September 08, 2006

Any Symbolism Here Is Purely In Your Imagination

Would you like to raise money for a South Carolina Republican politician? By shooting doves? On September 11th?

Of course you would. And Chris Floyd will tell you how.

Posted at September 8, 2006 06:14 AM | TrackBack

Aha, the dove! The dread, dread dove! Does Cheney stand at the ready?

Posted by: Jesus B. Ochoa at September 8, 2006 11:26 AM

When's the opener for chicken hawks?

Posted by: Lloyd at September 8, 2006 11:41 AM

"Does Cheney stand at the ready?"

His lawyer is, er, laid up at this time. Shotgun Dick sends his regrets and hopes to go hunting another day.

Posted by: J. Alva Scruggs at September 8, 2006 12:09 PM

I guess we now have an answer to two key theological questions: What Would Jesus Shotgun? and How Would Jesus Raise Money?
(I wonder if they'll hand out "HWJRM" rubber bands/bracelets to every guest at the event).

Posted by: Whistler Blue at September 8, 2006 03:14 PM