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July 02, 2006

Who Should We Invade Next?

Posted at July 2, 2006 07:15 PM | TrackBack

Obvious to me...Switzerland. They aren't a threat yet and we can make sure they never are. Besides they only have those silly knives. It would also give our troops a huge morale boost by kicking some Swiss ass!

Posted by: SPIIDERWEBâ„¢ at July 2, 2006 08:03 PM

I think Barnum once said that nobody ever lost money underestimating the stupidity of the American public. I wish I could find things like this funny.

No, I'm glad I can't. I wish I could throttle each and every one of these lunkheads. Maybe they would favor bombing ME into oblivion if they knew I thought they were so stupidly dangerous.

Posted by: Jonathan Versen at July 3, 2006 03:40 AM

What a bunch of aggressive morons ...the girls were somehow even worse than the men. That must be some education system which can dumb people down to that extent. I don't find it funny either, amoral idiots like these can kill us all at any time with their nuclear arsenal, without even knowing or caring which country goes where.

Posted by: mira at July 3, 2006 08:17 AM

Australia better watch itself. I guess being a large target out in the open like that is a natural temptation for idiots. France is in the middle of the Pacific ocean... *rollseyes*

Posted by: Scott at July 3, 2006 10:48 AM

I think the U.S. should invade whichever country wins the World Cup. Soccer is so anti-American! Plus the best teams are composed mainly of Islamofascist immigrants. Just look at all those dark skins and funny names!

(If you liked this video, you'll also enjoy this:

(And if you like soccer--er, football--and hate racism, check this out:

Posted by: Jean at July 3, 2006 12:17 PM

I am slightly skeptical, but that was amusing, especially since I was feeling deeply ashamed mere moments ago for not knowing that the Falklands are actually East, not South, of continental South America.

Posted by: Saheli at July 3, 2006 04:26 PM

This item is taken from an AustralianTV comedy program called "The Chaser-CNNN" a take-off of CNN.
They frequently send a an Australian reporter to the USA and make these fake interview,using fake maps,or other items ..In this segment Australia was marked as.....on various maps..Korea,Iran,etc.
None of the dumdums in the interview got the point.!!
This regular segment making fun of Americans,is a favourite with Australian audiences,and much talked about,,Americans seem ,very very funny to us here in OZ!!,and like George Bush(who is often shown on the program) a subject of much mirth and laughter.

Posted by: brian at July 6, 2006 09:49 AM