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"Mike and Jon, Jon and Mike—I've known them both for years, and, clearly, one of them is very funny. As for the other: truly one of the great hangers-on of our time."—Steve Bodow, head writer, The Daily Show
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"Who can really judge what's funny? If humor is a subjective medium, then can there be something that is really and truly hilarious? Me. This book."—Daniel Handler, author, Adverbs, and personal representative of Lemony Snicket
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"The good news: I thought Our Kampf was consistently hilarious. The bad news: I’m the guy who wrote Monkeybone."—Sam Hamm, screenwriter, Batman, Batman Returns, and Homecoming
March 10, 2006
This Site Now Officially A Success
It's the number one search result for "obscene jokes" at both Google and Excite.
Yahoo is still a problem, but we will deal with them at a time and place of our choosing.
UPDATE: Overnight we've dropped to #3 at Google. Ahhhhhh! Oh, sweet, fleeting glory. There's always someone younger and prettier and obscenier.
Posted at March 10, 2006 04:17 PM | TrackBackCongratulations on the grand culmination of all your efforts throughout the years.
We are popping open the expensive stuff, tonight, Mr. J, and will make toasts to your success like there's no tomorrow.
Posted by: oyster at March 10, 2006 04:52 PMyou were also mentioned in Arianna Huffington's column at the Huffington Post today. Don't know if that is an accomplishment or not. Your blog is great, though.
Posted by: anonymous at March 10, 2006 05:52 PMCongrats!
Be careful with yahoo, they might rat you out to the Chinese.
Posted by: Lefty at March 10, 2006 06:48 PMMaybe Yahoo! doesn't think you're obscene enough. Better get "really" obscene.
Posted by: spiiderweb at March 10, 2006 06:54 PMI am speechless. The Bush administration is one giant obscene joke, and you take the top spot! How's that?
Barry Bonds, Mr J, fess up. I've got steroids seeping out of my C drive every time I land on this blog. Coincidence? I don't think so...
Posted by: Bernard Chazelle at March 11, 2006 12:38 AMI am speechless. The Bush administration is one giant obscene joke, and you take the top spot! How's that?
Barry Bonds, Mr J, fess up. I've got steroids seeping out of my C drive every time I land on this blog. Coincidence? I don't think so...
the steroids make you double post too, eh?
Posted by: almostinfamous at March 11, 2006 09:45 AMI am #1 for spiiderweb, but it is a fluke because I'm the only spiiderweb out there.
You, however, are distinct.
Posted by: spiiderweb at March 11, 2006 07:34 PMActually, Jonathan's rather unique, too. I like to think of him as diistiinct.
Posted by: Sully at March 12, 2006 08:01 PMMaybe this will get you back in first place - the dirtiest limerick in history - I will have to give you the censored version because the original is just TOO dirty -
There once was a dah dah dah dah
Who dah dah dah dah dah dah dah
Dah dah dah dah dah,
And dah dah dah dah,
Dah dah dah dah dah dah dah fuck.
