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November 29, 2005

More News From The Inside Of Your Mouth

This was found in a fortune cookie served in a New York restaurant to my friend Rob:

What I find most interesting is the fortune's enthusiasm. I believe there are several possible reasons for this:

1. The simple fact of receiving a message from your teeth is exciting

2. It's exciting to receive a secret message from your teeth, because your teeth have always been notoriously indiscreet

3. The exciting part is not receiving a message from your teeth, nor that it's secret, but rather the soon-to-be-revealed content of the message: "We are going to stop eating food, and start eating you"

Posted at November 29, 2005 12:50 PM | TrackBack

Wow! Someone's been watching The Tick!

Posted by: Tom at November 29, 2005 01:59 PM

This "Rob" sound like a lucky man.....

Posted by: twisted_colour at November 29, 2005 10:13 PM

Wow. My dad found the same fortune in a cookie at a
Chinese buffet here in Wisconsin. He is missing a few of his teeth, which allowed for several theories on the meaning of the message which were all the more entertaining because the teeth could be anywhere, up to anything...

Posted by: Margaret at November 30, 2005 06:13 PM

This is God. Stop Masturbating so much.

Posted by: mdhåtter at November 30, 2005 07:23 PM


Are you sure you didn't mean to send this message somewhere else?, perhaps?

Posted by: Sully at November 30, 2005 08:34 PM

And don't forget what you add to the end of ALL fortune cookie sayings...the phrase "in bed."

Posted by: Ms Fish at November 30, 2005 10:02 PM

"We are going to stop eating food, and start eating you"

After I read this I took a short nap, and during the nap I dreamt of teeth eating me. It was oddly not as unpleasant as you'd think. I suppose that was the in bed part. Well done.

Posted by: Saheli at December 2, 2005 02:46 AM