I don't know ... if your questions are answered, you may try some of that "simulate[d] interracial sex" that upset Coulter so much.

Now, wait a second. How would 'she' know? After all, has anyone caught a glimpse of A.C.'s armpits?? HUH?! Perhaps the hairy-pitted misandrist A.C. gets off on humping radicals*. I suggest Jonathan offer his body to science in the quest of answering this burning issue. And correct his Ven diagram accordingly.

*Now there's a sexual prediliction I defy anyone to name.

My God! That was amazing!

thank you.

mk--

"liberalingus."

But what about the men with hairy armpits who don't like women?

This made me laugh out loud!

Okay, I'm a duuuude, maaannn, but I'm gonna try to save you from this reckless supposition.

Be very careful, because I think there's a paradox at work here.

Ann Coulter - bless her malignant little chicken gizzard heart - clearly gets hot & bothered by America-hating liberals. Haven't you ever seen her and Bill Maher together? They're like a couple of horny eighth-graders. Iggg. It's a spectacle I can't tolerate, and I've got an iron gut.

Maybe you should put the question to the publicity-starved nymphoblogger Wonkette. It would seem to be a topic right up her alley... pun intended.

Has anyone heard of the band A.C. (Anal Cunt)? Weird, wild stuff.

Is there a category for hairy-armpitted, America-hating female students (who do or don't like men) who object to the term "coed" being used to mean "female student"? Strictly speaking, "coed" should mean *any* student, male or female, at a coeducational institution. Is it possible Coulter was using it this way? 'Cause that would require a whole other diagram. (It would make the "hairy armpit" bubble bigger, for one thing.)

For that matter, what about hairy-armpitted, radical-loving, probably lesbian students at NON-coeducational institutions? Aren't you leaving out a (probably very large) segment of the population here? Assuming the rest of Coulter's observation is sound, including the womyn of women's colleges would probably increase your pool of potential paramours to a considerable degree.

1. We know that Ann Coulter was at one time a Co-ed.
2. We know from the comment itself (and from many, many other comments) that Ann Coulter probably does not like men.
3. We have mk's proposal that Ann's armpits may be hairy (and lets admit it, we all wondered about that at once).

Can we then assume that Ann Coulter herself at one time laid multiple big radicals (she used the plural in her statement) on her campus?

Could it be that her entire hatred of Democrats stems from her own self-conceived humiliating experiences... experiences which she relives from time to time on the sofa of her psychiatrist on Tuesday afternoons?

Is it possible that Ann occasionally, in her many visits to college campuses across the country, occasionally "falls off the wagon", only to wake up in the dorm room of some big radical?

And from this, may we perhaps draw the conclusion that one day, Jon himself, while doing a campus radio show, may come across Ann at just the necessary moment...in order to experience the very thing at the source?

Frightening thoughts.

I think Alex might be on to someone here. That might have been more happily phrased. Keep it up, Alex. You, too, Jonathan!!!

if you *can* even get it up, much less keep it up after this...

wow.

ignore syntax, please. thrilled to see this, became confused/disoriented. lost grip on grammar.

carole
minus hairy armpits over the years, so depressing. they just fall out and don't grow back...

I'm willing to wonder about any number of things, but I'd rather not wonder about Ann Coulter's armpits if it's all the same to you.

I'm a hot, hairless non-coed who hates Ann Coulter and I'd do a radical.

Sorry, Maezeppa, according to A.C. you don't exist!