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October 16, 2004

Thank God Our Leaders Are Completely Different From Saddam Hussein

See here, here and here for previous exciting episodes in this long-running series.

Externally, Saddam applied the... predilection to attack perceived threats preemptively.

-- page 6 of the "Transmittal Message" section of Volume I of the final Iraq Survey Group Report

The United States has long maintained the option of preemptive actions to counter a sufficient threat to our national security.

-- The National Security Strategy of the United States of America, George Bush, September 17, 2002

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