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July 06, 2004

Blair: "Elvis May Be Dead"

Tony Blair said this today about Iraq's purported WMD: "I have to accept that we have not found them and we may not find them."

Blair went on to say he has begun to believe the Titanic has been lost at sea.

Posted at July 6, 2004 09:55 AM | TrackBack

No, Blair didn't say the Titanic was 'lost' only that it "hadn't yet returned to port. It may have been captured by Cpt. Nemo and turned into a submarine. It may have been abducted by aliens to use as a space station for training space terrorists."

Posted by: ted at July 6, 2004 09:29 PM

Elvis Costello is dead? But he looked so healthy!

Maybe Blair just didn't know what the acronym stood for. I thought it stood for "White Man Dance". And if you watch my 2 year old as he dances to Elmo's greatest hits, you'd realize that WMD exists and threatens all of us.

Posted by: Ted at July 7, 2004 08:17 PM