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September 21, 2005

A Joke

My favorite joke of today comes from the unrepentant English major King of Zembla:

You see, Mr. Gittes, most bloggers never have to live with the knowledge that, at the right time, in the right place, they are capable of posting... anything.

To truly understand the joke, you will have to go here.

Runner up in the joke competition: "America's bustiest governor".

Posted at September 21, 2005 10:13 PM | TrackBack

Major in haste, repent at leisure.

Posted by: Simbaud at September 21, 2005 11:26 PM

Wait, you ARE repentant?

Me too.

Posted by: Jonathan Schwarz at September 22, 2005 07:07 AM

What is really sad is that several members of the Bush family are married to several members of the Walker family -- the same family that makes Johnny Walker...and yet there's Bush, drinking Jim Beam.

Bastard can't even support his own family.

I know this, because I also happened to be married to a member of the Walker family from Kentucky (she is ashamed, very ashamed)

Posted by: alexis S at September 22, 2005 10:29 AM