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September 18, 2005


Lily Tomlin porn?

Posted at September 18, 2005 11:24 AM | TrackBack

Curse you for discovering my darkest secret!

Posted by: Jonathan Schwarz at September 19, 2005 06:40 AM

Mike Gerber says, in the post you referred us to, that "he knows when he's licked." But my question is, what about WHERE he WANTS to be licked? I'm not offering, just wondering. And I repost this feeble witticism here because I think your blog's readership is an order of magnitude greater than his. I could be wrong, though.

Posted by: mistah charley, ph.d. at September 19, 2005 10:34 AM

How about "Backgammon Porn"? Ooops.
What about "Special Ops Porn"? Oh.
Let's try "Poverty Porn"? Man!
I suck!

Posted by: Robert T at September 19, 2005 11:45 AM

mistah charley,

I believe that is a private matter between Mr. Gerber and his blog.


Don't be too hard on yourself. Mankind's unconquerable will to have sex with every object in the universe is stronger than any of us.

Posted by: Jonathan Schwarz at September 19, 2005 12:43 PM