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"Mike and Jon, Jon and Mike—I've known them both for years, and, clearly, one of them is very funny. As for the other: truly one of the great hangers-on of our time."—Steve Bodow, head writer, The Daily Show

"Who can really judge what's funny? If humor is a subjective medium, then can there be something that is really and truly hilarious? Me. This book."—Daniel Handler, author, Adverbs, and personal representative of Lemony Snicket

"The good news: I thought Our Kampf was consistently hilarious. The bad news: I’m the guy who wrote Monkeybone."—Sam Hamm, screenwriter, Batman, Batman Returns, and Homecoming

March 20, 2005

And Best Of All

This site is the #1 Google result when you search for "my left buttock".


Posted at March 20, 2005 08:21 AM | TrackBack

Maybe... but if you type in "my right buttock" you get some horrible and depressing online diary of a woman with an unpronouncable disease. So it may be a somewhat hollow "victory" is all I'm sayin'.

Posted by: Elayne at March 20, 2005 01:11 PM

sorry, bad news.. # 4 now.. fame is fleeting...

Posted by: at March 20, 2005 01:43 PM

The joy of Statcounter. I now know my story about my mother-in-law dying of cancer is #1 at Yahoo for "numb taste buds" and is the only hit for "Army commercial 'monday morning came too soon.'"

My story about overhearing what might have been a rape while vacationing in Denmark often gets hit by people searching for Danish schoolgirls' miniskirts.

And my trip to Death Valley is the most popular page on my website, thanks to people searching for "kippered snacks," which my friend and I ate a lot of as we drove around.

Posted by: bodzin at March 23, 2005 01:38 PM