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November 30, 2004

I Have, Exactly Like Douglas MacArthur, Returned

And when I say "exactly like Douglas MacArthur," that's what I mean. I have crushed the Japanese Imperial Navy, have a corncob pipe clenched in my teeth, and am ostentatiously wearing sunglasses.

O my sweet beloved website. How I ached for you in my absence! How every news story I read reminded me of you! Let us promise each other never again to part.

Posted at November 30, 2004 03:10 PM | TrackBack
Comments

I actually laughed. Sometimes you don't know what you've got until you lose it.

Posted by: Stupendousman at November 30, 2004 03:26 PM

> O my sweet beloved website. How I ached for you in my absence!

Does the church know about this?

Posted by: Bryan at November 30, 2004 08:03 PM

You better keep that promise. I'm able to wean from the dailykos because of your site.
PS-The Japanese Navy is back and painted white this time. Be nice to them.

Posted by: SiegeState at December 1, 2004 06:12 AM