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August 30, 2004

Jessica Simpson, Holocaust Denier

Jessica Simpson -- like everyone else -- is GUILTY, GUILTY, GUILTY!!!

Ha ha. Just kidding, of course. (See my diatribes below.)

Posted at August 30, 2004 08:27 AM | TrackBack

How dare you impugn Jessica. Far from being a Holocaust denier, she correctly identified "Holocaust" as "a really tasty fish".

Posted by: Ted at August 30, 2004 12:57 PM

The little girl who plays the saxophone? Guilty? But she's the only one on the show with a conscience and a brain.

Posted by: Harry at August 31, 2004 09:11 PM


You mean you've never seen the episode where she writes and distributes dozens of pamphlets denying the Armenian Genocide occurred? And then it turns out she's been receiving funding from the Turkish government? Where have you BEEN?

Posted by: Jonathan Schwarz at September 1, 2004 07:07 AM

Why are we talking about Jessica. She is stupid so ignore her.

Posted by: Guy at April 12, 2005 03:12 AM