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August 04, 2004

Le Spam De Porn

Until recently this website thankfully escaped the notice of the spam demons. Now, however, they're onto us. I've been deleting the spam as assiduously as possible, but now there's so much I'm going to have to automate the deletion process. Either that or hire a 7 year-old in Burma to do it for me.

But there's an upside to all this. For instance, without the spam I would never have come across a site offering "free gay incest." This is a great boon to me, as I've been overpaying for my gay incest for many years.

Posted at August 4, 2004 11:40 PM | TrackBack

Hey Johnathan...not sure what OS or email client you're using, BUT if you happen to be Win/Outlook try out SpamNet. I've been using it for a couple of months and it's amazing! It costs a couple of bucks a month (like $3 I think), but holy cow is it worth it. So much so, that I'm not afraid to use a phrase like "holy cow". How's THAT for an endorsement!

Posted by: ScottMcW at August 5, 2004 02:20 AM

I think the 7 year old in Burma might only cost $2.50 a month! Congrats on the 'free gay incest'! What will they give away next??

Posted by: Terrible at August 7, 2004 08:32 AM

If you mean that spambots are posting spam in your comments sections, I highly recommend this program-

Posted by: Jake at August 7, 2004 12:01 PM


I do indeed mean that spambots are posting in the comments sections. So thanks for the suggestion -- I will definitely check out blacklist.

Posted by: Jonathan Schwarz at August 8, 2004 09:29 AM

511 there is not enough time in the day, I dont even know where to start.

Posted by: bob at March 9, 2005 02:33 PM