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July 10, 2004

America's Death Warnings Should Be More Clearly Written

I just bought some plastic garbage bags, and the wire ties that come with them have this message stamped on them:


I like this, because it seems to be saying that if children get their hands on plastic bags, the ones you bought or any others, they will use them to kill you.

Posted at July 10, 2004 06:51 AM | TrackBack

Absolutely. I have a 2 year old. You're a fool if you trust a 2 year old.

Posted by: Ted at July 11, 2004 01:21 AM