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June 05, 2004

A Helping Hand

George Tenet seems like a nice guy, and Mike and I want to help him out. So we've taken the liberty of posting the below resume to

Posted at June 5, 2004 06:32 PM | TrackBack

That was a very decent thing to do. Georgiepoo, as I like to call him, needs your support in these troubled times.

By posting his resume (he'd thank you, I'm sure) you have set him on the road to respectable and meaningful employment. I feel certain he would hate to burden umpteen boards of directors by asking for the traditional post-spook sinecures. Georgiepoo is known for his heartfelt commitment to leading a moral and upright existence.

And entirely by coincidence, it's his lucky day! The Rotarians and the hostile lumpen mesomorphs are looking for a man of his caliber. He can continue to pursue his chosen profession of making the world a little bleaker and bloodier.

Posted by: Harry at June 6, 2004 08:28 PM


Thank you, all very true. The only thing is... it makes me somewhat uncomfortable that you and I have the same pet name for George.

Posted by: Jonathan Schwarz at June 7, 2004 10:30 AM