Comments: My God, They Really Are Insane

You gotta understand - women who get raped are asking for it if they're not wearing burquas, fags who get assaulted are asking for it if they don't act straight, and critics who get smeared are asking for it if they don't fall in line behind the Beloved Leader...

Posted by Phoenician in a time of Romans at October 26, 2005 07:20 PM

Plus Valerie Plame looks kinda French.
Fitzgerald was educated by Jesuits (you know what Commies they are).
Michael Moore is fat.
And this woulda never happened if Bill Clinton hadn't undermined the morals of the nation.

Posted by cavanaghjam at October 26, 2005 07:27 PM

Jon, I recommend John Cleese's and Robin Skynner's book "Life and How to Survive It." It ought to help you deal with this kind of batshittiness.

Posted by Sully at October 26, 2005 07:46 PM

Jonathan, I'm only trying to help when I tell you that you have to get right with batshit. Try groveling, bullying and little bit of plagiarism. It's a proactive career move. You could wind up on the Senate Foreign Relations Committee, or even become the editor of the National Batshit Review. If you like the latter better, you'll have to brush up on your hooting and gibbering. A couple of concussions would be enormously helpful.

Posted by Joe Biden at October 27, 2005 01:42 AM

And if stretching the truth about a blowjob from an intern is a crime, then the truth should be indicted for not being more accomodating to getting blowjobs from interns.

Same logic.

Whee!

Posted by Bob Harris at October 27, 2005 01:50 AM