Comments: If They Can Be Turned, They Will Be Powerful Allies

Cool. That means we get to shove Peres into a dead Tauntaun.

Posted by AlanSmithee at January 14, 2009 12:46 PM

Bush/Cheney school of public relations

Posted by par4 at January 14, 2009 02:17 PM

Right:

Olmert - Han Solo
Peres - Luke Skywalker
Livni - Princess Leia

The Palestinians don't easily map, though, since they don't have AT-ATs.

Posted by Solar Hero at January 14, 2009 03:03 PM

Er... the other commenters seem to have missed the point. It's "Israel Strikes Back", not "Palestine Strikes Back", which would make Peres Darth Vader, and so on.

Posted by Picador at January 14, 2009 03:34 PM

If only they had constructed a Mobile Oppression Palace.

Posted by Daryavesh Vaderberg at January 14, 2009 06:07 PM

"I am altering the deal, pray I don't alter it any further."
-Darth Vader (and, ah, quite a few others, I suppose).

Posted by scott at January 14, 2009 06:51 PM

...the other commenters seem to have missed the point.

Not really. I just want to shove Peres' head into a dead Tauntaun. Is that so wrong?

Posted by AlanSmithee at January 15, 2009 07:11 AM

I just want to shove Peres' head into a dead Tauntaun. Is that so wrong?

Then it is I who have misunderstood. Carry on.

Posted by Picador at January 15, 2009 10:55 AM