Comments: We Must Stop Uppity Women From Ramming And Stripping Us

The thing I really, really, really don't get about the past 6 years is how anyone could possibly buy the idea of George Bush (and his "administration") as macho. I'm as up for some homoerotic hero-worship as the next guy, but George Bush is *obviously* a pussy. Virtually everything he does is passive-aggressive and sneaky - he's the complete opposite of a macho dude. In my former capacity as a blue-collar supervisor, I have personally fired dozens of guys like him. How is it possible that he is taken seriously? This is not a rhetorical question, I really don't get it.

Posted by Guest at April 5, 2007 11:58 AM

Just guessing here, but I'll bet Newt owns a pair of knee length, spiked heeled, black leather boots with red velvet lining, a pair of handcuffs, and---------- a whip. What a man, what a president.

Posted by Mike Meyer at April 5, 2007 12:33 PM

Maybe someone who is not as lazy as I am could run a search on Wa Po editorials with "ram" and "legislation" and "House of Representatives" from the period of oh, say, 2002 - 2006.

Posted by Lame Man at April 5, 2007 12:36 PM

How dare the Iranians not torture their Brit prisoners, how dare they. All is not lost for I envision Newt on a hunt, a hunt for giraffes, something he claims that real men do and no doubt is responsible for his meteoric rise. Apparently the only qualification for being a national leader, or a non-signing Washington Post editorial writer, is to have the maturity level of a three year old.

The only thing that is humiliating is watching our child king stomp around the world in his soiled diapers, a pacifier in his mouth, while throwing temper tantrums, poor child king, gootchy gootchy goo.

Posted by rob payne at April 5, 2007 01:42 PM

Ever notice how seriously right wing types always look kind of creepy? Proves theory of evolution?

Posted by Sam Thornton at April 5, 2007 02:13 PM

maybe she was drunk with power at the time

Posted by hibiscus at April 5, 2007 07:43 PM

Well, look, I hate to run with this theme, here, but Pelosi is obviously an enormous boob. Less megalomaniacal fuckheads, more democracy.

Posted by saurabh at April 6, 2007 05:51 PM

we must stop enormous drunken uppity boobs from ramming and stripping us

for a really good reason

really good

i'll think of it

Posted by hibiscus at April 7, 2007 12:37 AM

Newty is just hung like a Hamster. That guy is the joke that keeps on telling itself. Man what an irrelavant fu

Posted by at April 7, 2007 02:45 PM

Hopefully someday we will relgate the human-filth that represents or represented states that succeeded from and still to this day openly despise the Union as "second-class representatives". Then maybe we could rid ourselves of unproductive political discourse... Maybe a few failed congresses as well too, eh?

Posted by at April 7, 2007 02:51 PM

When you're ordering the dildoes and manacles, don't forget the ball gags.

Posted by Freddy el Desfibraddoro at April 8, 2007 03:18 PM